Men’s Supplements, Red’s Blue Goose Saloon, Gardiner, MT

Here you have some standard male enhancers: studded condoms, Horny Goat Weed (maximum strength), and a kind of grab-bag mystery item. But then…..
The amazing GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TINGLER RING!! It “Prolongs The Pleasure Of Sex And Helps To Achieve Total Sexual Fulfillment Together“. OK. I could see how that would be possible. But what gets me is the bold claim at the top of the label: “Now (ellipsis) The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal“! VISUAL APPEAL!!!! Not only does the GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TINGLER RING make you to last longer, make sex feel better, and allow you & your partner to reach simultaneous orgasm(s). It actually makes your dick look great, too! God knows us men have all had that moment where we’re in the midst of a wild intercourse session, and you look down at your jackhammering penis and think: “Man, that thing looks U-G-L-Y!”. Well, kiss those days of “bumping the uglies” goodbye, gentlemen! The GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TINGLER RING is finally available in bathroom vending machines across the country. Spruce up that shabby-looking shaft of yours. Throw one of these spiked rubber dog collars on your dingus and turn that poor-man’s pecker into the Belle of your balls! Plus, it glows in the dark so you can find your wiener if the lights go out.